hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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