I just made out with a guy for $7.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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