As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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