Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
