There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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