This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
