I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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