I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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