it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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