So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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