With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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