Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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