So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
