dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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