Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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