White coat. Heels.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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