it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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