nut hugger
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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