Me too!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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