wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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