Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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