I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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