i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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