what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
His nipple licking is glorious
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