i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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