Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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