i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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