Buhtt sex?
You can't special order awesome
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
