Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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