Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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