So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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