Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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