Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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