I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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