My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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