"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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