question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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