before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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