butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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