my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
tell me about the fingering
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