my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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