sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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