Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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