just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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