I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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