you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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