Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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