i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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