Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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