At least make sure they are 18
Why
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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