If i come over, it means nothing
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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