"it" just moved
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
