new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
