we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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