also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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