Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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