This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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