Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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