You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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