The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You're like the curious george of whores
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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