He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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